Doing the interview meme stolen from Kate now because my brain cannot do Calculus right now.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1. If you could claim responsibility for one internet fad, what would it be and why would you choose that one?

Oh bah, that's totally a Will question. He starts the cool fads, mine are all silly things, mostly on the Wizard's, and maybe one or two on the FFT forums.

I dunno, I can't take credit for any fad you're likely to have heard of.

2. What is your history with the Veteran's Hideout?

Are you looking for the history of VH or my personal history with it?

I was there from the start. I showed up within a day or two of Will and Dan opening the board, and immediately took to stalking the cards forums there. Then of course there was the spam war and such, and I decided to jump in at the very end...I managed to get no more than a normal ban, unlike Will who had to fight to keep his account on EzBoards.

Then of course comes the endless chain of boards. By the second board I stopped hiding in the cards forums and started coming out a bit more. By the third I started actually visiting the chat (prior to this I had avoided them based on the n00b belief of stalkers). The next move after that I was made a mod, then administrator after, the rest is history.

And yeah, there were that many boards. I can't even remember most of their names anymore.

3. The end of the world comes in the form of an epic battle royale beteween aliens, legions of the undead, pirates, ninjas, Batman, Superman, and Chuck Norris. How does it go down?

The scene comes in....

You see several groups fighting amongst each other. The Aliens and Legions of Undead fight mercilessly. The Pirates, headed by Amos Trask, clash with the Ninjas, led by a Narutard who thinks he can summon a huge frog. He is quickly killed as the fighting goes on.

Then up in the sky you see Superman, Batman, and Chuck Norris, fighting as powers apart, above the huge frenzy.

The battle rages, blood is shed, the Pirates and Undead make a truce to Fight the Ninjas and Aliens together, and Batman suddenly implodes.

All eyes shift towards Batman, and in that instant, from the heavens, Vin Diesel descends, and the world did quake. Vin Diesel's presence alone destroys the remains of the Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, and Undead. Chuck Norris attempts his signature roundhouse kick to get rid of Vin quickly, but it is too late. Vin catches Chuck's foot, and says something regarding Chuck trying to take his place, and Chuck implodes the same way batman did.

Superman, knowing he is beat, kneels down, and becomes Vin's puppet.


...and in the distance, Pun-Pun laughs.

4. What is the strangest thing you ever got in trouble for as a kid?

If by strangest you mean most disgusting, I got in trouble for walking in on my parents in the middle of the night when I was like 3-4.

5. If your life could be like a movie, which one would you want it to be?

Be like a movie? Hrm... just about any of the millions of movies where the main characters have no worries whatsoever about money. Preferably a comedy. One that doesn't involve me being kicked in the balls multiple times.